"shhh!, get me an Eiffel Tower souvenir"
France, so you have a visitor do ya?! Well, you don't want to make Peaches here blush do ya!? o_O wot?
You may want to cover up ur Eiffel Tower like they did with the 'statue nudies' in Rome.
There are a lot of '...Hard Knobs...' all over that '...Big Hard....' thing. Mmmmm yea!
I'm getting the 'purplies' now!
Cover that thing, Cover That Thing Now!! Aaa...Ahhh!, Spluuush!!